MMXXIV Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Towns Built:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	261
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, BULLku, Chad, chainsaw, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, Demons, FANTASY, Gore, man, Manga, Masculinity, Minecraft, pounded, power dynamics, Reminder Powerfag, SHITsa, SHONEN, sissy, smp, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Potions Brewed:	164
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the powerfags and SHITsas get absolutely wrecked by the BULLku chads! If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is filled with colorful characters, from the overly competitive try-hards to the laid-back builders who just want to chill and create.

But beware, the BULLku chads are always on the prowl, ready to assert their dominance and make sure everyone knows who’s boss. Will you rise to the challenge and take them down, or will you join forces with them and become a force to be reckoned with?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen (or the Nether, in this case).

NoMomHugsPlsBabyOnBoard

baby shower, emotional reaction, family drama, family dynamics, family embarrassment, family gathering, family relationships, first pregnancy, maternal excitement, NoMomHugsPlsBabyOnBoard, personal boundaries, personal space, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy reveal, public display, sister’s birthday, social awkwardness, social etiquette, social expectations, special news, unexpected announcement

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7588	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of your mom stealing your thunder at family gatherings? Do you want to escape the drama and have some fun instead? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world without any surprise baby announcements!

On our server, you can create your own virtual baby shower for your blocky bundle of joy, complete with pixelated presents and cake. No need to worry about your mom stealing the spotlight here – she’s too busy mining for diamonds!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of nosy relatives. Build a castle fit for a Minecraft queen, or explore the endless possibilities of our virtual world. Who needs a baby shower when you have a whole server to conquer? Let’s block and roll!

JoyfulCraft SMP

Bliss, Carefree, cheerful, Contentment, DELIGHT, elated, euphoria, exuberant, fulfillment, gratefulness, Happiness, Happy, inner peace, joy, Joyful, JoyfulCraft, Pleasure, positive emotions, satisfaction, smp, upbeat

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure, unadulterated joy!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So if you’re ready to let loose, laugh until your sides hurt, and maybe even find some epic loot along the way, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find that true happiness you’ve been searching for all along!

ShipwreckedEmployee

compensation, consequences, contract, cruise industry, cruise ship, dismissal, Employee, employee rights, employment, FIRED, job loss, Job Termination, labor laws, legal rights, maritime law, mid journey, repatriation, sea, ShipwreckedEmployee, stranded, Termination

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	2405
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	160
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Ever wondered what would happen if a cruise ship employee gets fired mid-journey at sea? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us and explore the wacky world of unemployed cruise ship workers trying to survive on a deserted island filled with hostile mobs and treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underwater city where disgruntled mermaids and sea creatures hold epic underwater dance parties every night. Join them for a chance to win rare loot and special abilities that will help you conquer the high seas and become the ultimate pirate captain.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of being a cruise ship employee gone rogue in the most ridiculous way possible!

GoldbergCraft

Conflict, controversy, gaza, GoldbergCraft, Hamas, Hamas video, Hersh Goldberg, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, Israel, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, Polin, Political unrest, Propaganda, social media, Terrorism, Video, viral video

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Votes:	5329	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Hamas just dropped a vid of Hersh Goldberg-Polin doing the chicken dance in a diamond helmet! It’s lit, I tell ya! And if you join our server, you can do the chicken dance too, but with a twist – you gotta do it while riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava! It’s the ultimate challenge, bruh! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying llamas that drop TNT on unsuspecting players. So come on down and join the madness, cuz this server is where dreams come true…or get blown up, whatever comes first!

VisionCraft: Gene Therapy Quest

clinical trial, Gene, Gene therapy, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, GUCY2D, inherited blindness, innovative treatment, LCA1, Leber congenital amaurosis type I, ocular disease, ocular gene therapy, Quest, Rare Disease, retinal degeneration, sight restoration, Therapy, vision impairment, vision loss, vision restoration, VisionCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that can literally RESTORE UR VISION??? well this server is like gene therapy for ur eyes, except instead of needles we use PIXELS.

imagine logging in and suddenly being able to see in the dark like a freakin cat. u can spot those sneaky creepers from a mile away and never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again.

this server is like the cure for LCA1 but instead of fancy doctors in lab coats, u got a bunch of blocky characters running around building epic structures and fighting off zombies.

so if u wanna see the world of minecraft in a whole new light (literally), then join us and let’s restore ur vision one block at a time.

What is the IP for Warner Bros. Pictures Minecraft Server?

2025, bros, Coming Soon, Danielle Brooks, Emma Myers, Eugene Hansen, film, jack black, Jared Hess, jason momoa, Jennifer Coolidge, legendary pictures, live action, Minecraft, minecraft movie, official trailer, Pictures, Server, Trailer, video game, warner, Warner Brothers, WB

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Warner Bros. Pictures is a renowned American film production and distribution company. Formed in 1923 by brothers Harry, Albert, Sam, and Jack Warner, the studio has been responsible for creating numerous iconic movies, ranging from classics like “Casablanca” and “The Wizard of Oz” to modern blockbusters such as the Harry Potter series and the DC Extended Universe films. As one of the leading film studios in Hollywood, Warner Bros. Pictures continues to produce and distribute a wide range of films that appeal to audiences of all ages and interests.

LPNW

Minecraft Server Survival Guilds Animated Bosses Quests Dungeons Nature Sounds Custom Texture Pack Beautiful GUIs Structures Overworld End Nether Multiplayer Modded Adventure PVP Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Votes:	5738	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22

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Nate’s Trump-Winning Minecraft Server

Analysis, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, election, election outcome, forecast, Minecraft, Nate, Nate’s analysis, Nate’s forecast, Nate’s opinion, Nate’s prediction, Nates, opinion, Politics, prediction, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump, Trump supporter, TrumpWinning, united states, Victory

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8911	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ores Mined:	4216
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where our guy Nate thinks Trump will win! Why should you join? Well, because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where Nate has built a shrine dedicated to Trump’s victory. Rumor has it that if you pray to the shrine while wearing a MAGA hat, you’ll get unlimited diamonds! Plus, our server has a mini-game where you can reenact the 2016 election by throwing virtual emails at your opponents. So come on over and see if Nate’s predictions come true! Who knows, maybe Trump will even make a surprise appearance in the game… 😉🇺🇸 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Why do Chuds Want to Take Away My Hormones So Bad? Minecraft SMP

activism, bad, Bigotry, chuds, discrimination, equality, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, hormone therapy, hormones, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, smp, social justice, Transgender, Transphobia

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	7122	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of chuds trying to take away your precious hormones? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Chud” policy! Join us and protect your hormones at all costs, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures they could lead you on in the world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the chuds are after our hormones because they believe they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. But little do they know, our hormones are actually the source of our super strength and agility in PvP battles. So if you want to dominate the competition and show those chuds who’s boss, this is the place to be!

But be warned, the chuds will stop at nothing to get their hands on your hormones. They’ll use sneaky tactics, build elaborate traps, and even form alliances with other players to try and steal them from you. So gather your fellow hormone protectors and gear up for the ultimate showdown in our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!