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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2593 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!