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CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dimension Hops:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Mines Excavated:	1434

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Potions Brewed:	87
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5160
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8026	Void Gems Collected:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6789
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ores Mined:	1630
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magic Items Found:	8284	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

Bowl Drum Beats Server

Ancient Instruments, animal hides, beats, Bowl, creativity, cultural heritage, cultural practices, Drum, drums, History, innovation, Music, musical evolution, musical instruments, musical origins, musical traditions, percussion, Percussion instruments, rhythmic patterns, Server, sound experimentation, sound exploration, traditional music, wood bowls

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Whale Mama Energy Quest

#sustainability, 000 miles, 2.., 3.., 600 pounds, Birth, calves, climate change, conservation, ENERGY, energy demands, Environment, eXtraordinary, food supply, humpback whale, imperiled, MAMA, marine heatwaves, MOTHERS, nourish, Ocean, Quest, research, travel, Whale, wildlife

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮