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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8307 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 865 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.