Mmasissies Minecraft Servers

Mmasissies Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft server: Mmasissies – Crafting Chaos!

    Minecraft server: Mmasissies – Crafting Chaos!
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 4355
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 227
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Animals Bred: 56 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

    Join us for epic PvP battles where the losers have to wear pink armor made of flowers for a whole week! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Chicken Jousting” event, where players ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Pig” who poops out diamonds instead of pork chops.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Mmasissies, our response? It’s time to get your game on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Studio

    The Studio
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 3809
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 305634 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Streamer
    Server Platform Bedrock
    Server Mode Hard
    Rules Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
    Age Requirement 16+

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

    Q: Is the server new?

    A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

    Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

    A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

    A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

    Secret Sanctum 1.20.4
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 5731
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Potions Brewed: 31
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Towns Built: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Villages Defended: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Buildings Constructed: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

    We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

    Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockageddon

    Blockageddon
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 4241
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Farms Harvested: 355 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

    CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 6069
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Votes: 6675
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrbitMC

    OrbitMC
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 9383
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Villages Defended: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OrbitMC Overview

    Description
    Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

    Join Our Community

    If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

    OrbitMC Staff Team

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

    Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 5288
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

    We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

    Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DocDisasterCraft

    DocDisasterCraft
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2400
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2069 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

    Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oil & Gas Fun Zone

    Oil & Gas Fun Zone
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 4528
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

    Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 6579
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Enchantments Applied: 91
    Crops Grown: 7766 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LootLunchDrama

    LootLunchDrama
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 7197
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

    Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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