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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7528 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2945 | New Chunks Explored: | 127181 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 194 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.
oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.
plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.
