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CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	67	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	996303	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Crops Grown:	6789	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1498

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	1866
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4835
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!