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SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2395	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	83	New Chunks Explored:	299147
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	184
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3685	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1756
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	9447
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	113
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	129
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Farms Harvested:	914
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

abc.deadtime.site

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Farms Harvested:	958	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4472	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!