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Car Site Open Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun! -
WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.
Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.
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SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft
Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it! -
CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.
So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!
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CreeperLoveCraft
Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon). -
LebCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo! -
Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.
and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?
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LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
Welcome to Lanterncraft We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players. FAQ
Question Answer Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards. What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages. Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death. Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore. Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players. How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586 Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy -
Loser Incels Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.
So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!