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KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	268
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7034	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Towns Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Items Found:	5045
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	77	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!