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ShrinkLaserChipCraft

advanced research., chip-integrated laser, compact lasers, cost-effective lasers, fiber-based lasers, innovation, laser development, laser technology, miniaturization, optical technology, photonics, portable lasers, scientific breakthrough, ShrinkLaserChipCraft, small chip, super laser, Swiss innovation, Swiss research, Swiss scientists, Technology, World First

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SHRUNK a super laser onto a tiny chip JUST LIKE swiss scientists did! imagine having the power of a GIANT laser in the palm of your hand, ready to blast away any pesky creepers or griefers that come your way.

our chip-integrated laser is so powerful, it can match the performance of those boring old fiber-based lasers. with this technology, you can create smaller, more portable, and cost-effective lasers to use in all your minecraft adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of having a mini laser at your fingertips. who needs diamonds when you have LASERS?!

HeartAttack Craft: Where losing your diamonds is just the beginning! Java 1.20.2, No resets, griefing, Economy, Avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, Avg, Beginning, Block logging, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Griefing, Hate Speech, HEARTATTACK, Inventory rollback, Ip:, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, LOSING, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, No Griefing, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Playtime, Purpur, Reset, Resets, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Store, Technical, Virginia, wild command

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win Store	0% pay-to-win store (verify at here)
Established	October 2018
World Features	– Never resets – Resource worlds (resets monthly) – Live map available at here
Additional Features	– Zero tolerance for hate speech – Pet system – Land Claiming – mcMMO – Marriage plugin – /wild command for random teleport

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Does the server have a reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks available for purchase?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: What are the technical specifications of the server?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.

Q: Is there a way to protect my items and progress on the server?

A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server and its rules?

A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.

Minecraft server: FFXIV Funhouse

body check, broil, dps healer, dps healing skills, dps mitigation, dress glam, FFXIV, funhouse, glare, healer main, healing difficulty, Mechanics, Minecraft, new dungeons, playtester, rezzing, Rotation, savage, SCHsissies, Server, sge, tank mitigations, Ultimate

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9587
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server where being a healer is like being the ultimate hero in a fantasy world! Tanks have insane self-healing abilities, DPS players have crazy buffs, and healers have to navigate through dungeons with their healing skills while also dealing damage like a boss.

We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.

But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.

So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, audios, Chuubas, explicit content, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtuber community, indie vtubers, lewd audios, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, lewd tributes, Minecraft, Sekuhara, Server, sustained lewd discussion, The Plant Hag, tributes, VtuberCraft, Western indie vtubers, Western Vtuber Porn, wvp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magic Items Found:	5748	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed into the Plant Hag Edition! Why should you join? Well, this is a place where you can discuss indie vtubers in the most lewd and outrageous way possible without any judgment!

Imagine building your own virtual shrine dedicated to your favorite indie vtuber, complete with fan art, fanfiction, and even audios that will make you blush. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are invited to join in on the fun!

In our last thread, things got so wild that even the creepers blushed. So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s see just how far we can push the boundaries of Minecraft!

NoHouseForInLaws Minecraft Server

Communication, designer clothes, family, finances, fiscally responsible, future plans, Gadgets, House, housing market, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, NoHouseForInLaws, only child, parents, Priorities, relationship, Retirement, Sacrifices, savings, Server, young couples

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Potions Brewed:	110
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values…but not at the expense of your own future! Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures as we build our dream homes and start our virtual families.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your partner spending all their savings on their parents’ bakery. Instead, you can focus on building your own empire and becoming the ultimate Minecraft power couple.

Don’t be the only child stuck in a sticky situation like our friend here. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips from family members asking for loans.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only gadgets we need are diamond swords and the only designer clothes we wear are enchanted armor. It’s time to prioritize your own dreams and have some laughs along the way. See you in the game!

DadCraft: No Aisle Walks!

absent father, Aisle, DadCraft, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, father-daughter communication, father-daughter conflict, father-daughter relationship struggles, father’s absence, father’s absence at events, father’s absence consequences, father’s absence impact, father’s excuses, father’s involvement, father’s presence, father’s role, major life events, parental support, Walks, wedding traditions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you down like my dad did? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike my absentee father. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will never miss your major life events – unless it’s because they’re too busy playing on the server themselves!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant statue of their absentee father out of diamond blocks. Every time they logged on, they would punch the statue in frustration, but it never broke – just like their dad’s promises. It became a symbol of resilience and determination, and the player eventually built a whole city around it, dedicated to all the things their dad missed in their life.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can build your own symbolic statues, create your own crazy stories, and never have to worry about missing out on the fun. And hey, maybe one day your dad will log on too and finally see what he’s been missing!

BlockbusterMania

all-time favorite, Beloved, Binge, BlockbusterMania, Cinema, cinematic gem, classic, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, Marathon, memorable, Movie, must see, Nostalgia, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, top pick, watch

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to watch a movie more than 10 times ever again! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to watch movies anymore. Plus, we have a secret underground cinema where we screen all the latest blockbusters in pixelated glory. So come join us and say goodbye to movie marathons!

JetFighterWars Minecraft Server

aerial combat, air strike, conflict escalation, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, fighter jet, geopolitical tensions, international relations, JetFighterWars, latest-generation, military aggression, Military Aircraft, military conflict, military confrontation, military defense, military technology, Minecraft, national security, russia, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we hit latest-generation Russian fighter jets for fun! we got crazy PvP battles with jets flying all over the place, it’s like Top Gun meets Minecraft.

our spawn area is a replica of the Kremlin, but with a twist – it’s made entirely out of diamond blocks. you can even ride a diamond-encrusted bear into battle, how cool is that?

we have custom plugins that let you summon a giant chicken army to attack your enemies, or turn the entire map into a giant lava pit. it’s chaos, but in a good way.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ukrainian missile strike, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

KimJongGoneCraft

chinese military, diplomatic incident, Dutch warship, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Harassment, international relations, KimJongGoneCraft, maritime enforcement, military aggression, military confrontation, military harassment., naval forces, Netherlands, North Korea, political tensions, sanctions enforcement, security measures, UN sanctions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	873

so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions, mate. imagine a world where chinese military is harassing dutch warships while trying to enforce UN sanctions on north korea. now picture yourself in the middle of all that chaos, building your own empire and fighting off crazy mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of international conflict mixed with the peaceful vibes of minecraft. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground base where all the world leaders are hiding out, plotting their next move.

so what are you waiting for? hop on this server and let the madness begin. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of this crazy minecraft world.

PhotogenicHumansCraft

animal, Human Behavior, human characteristics, human culture, human diversity, human emotions, human evolution, human expressions, human interactions, Human nature, human photography, human portraits, human society, human species, humans, humans as animals, most photographed, PhotogenicHumansCraft, photographed, photography, species

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	548
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Evil Twin Fights:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got humans takin selfies all day errday. like, imagine walkin thru da minecraft world and u see a bunch of humans posin for da camera, it’s wild yo. u can even photobomb dem and be like “yo, i’m in da shot too!” it’s da ultimate photobombing experience, u won’t find dis anywhere else, join now and be part of da human paparazzi squad.