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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

autism, black tie, bouncer, closest relatives, dress code, exception, family, formal wear, husband, MIL, Minecraft, navy blue suit, public opinion, redneck relatives, sensory issues, sensory overload, Server, tux, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dress code is “diamond tie”! That’s right, we take our virtual fashion seriously here. No iron armor or leather pants allowed, only the finest diamond gear will get you past our virtual bouncer.

Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!

And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!

SpawnRoomSwap: Dad’s Dilemma

bio mom, blended family, Communication, consequences, custody, Dads, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, discipline, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, home environment, Jail, letting go, parenting, reconciliation, room makeover, sibling relationships, Son, SpawnRoomSwap, teenage rebellion, tick tock, Tough Decisions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your daughter running off to her bio mom’s sketchy place. We promise no one will paint over your room while you’re away, unless it’s to create a cool new design for you to come back to!

With no underage drinking or smoking allowed on our server, you can rest assured that your virtual kids are safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with exciting activities and sports for your virtual children to enjoy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a daughter who would rather be homeless than come back home when you can have a virtual family who will never leave you?

RageCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, Angry, apologies, calming techniques, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Confrontation, de-escalation, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, hurtful words, inappropriate responses, insensitive comments, Minecraft, Ragecraft, relationships, self-control, Server, tactless remarks, triggering phrases, worst thing to say

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Farms Harvested:	571
Dimension Hops:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you feeling a little salty? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can blow things up without consequences! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner Hulk and smash, build, and dominate to your heart’s content.

We have a special feature on our server called the “Anger Management Arena” where players can duke it out in epic PvP battles to release their frustrations. Trust us, nothing feels better than taking down your opponent with a diamond sword after a long day of dealing with annoying villagers and creepers.

And if you’re still feeling a bit heated, we have a “Rage Quit Room” where you can vent your frustrations by smashing blocks and setting off TNT explosions. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let off some steam in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who needs anger management classes when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in? Let the madness begin!

SkinnyCraft: How U Lose Weight?

Before and after, Calorie Counting, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, LOSE, LOSE WEIGHT, meal planning, motivation, portion control, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, tips for losing weight, weight, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss transformation, workout routine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	1779	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape the zombie hordes that you’ll shed those pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword!” Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky cravings for junk food. Who needs pizza when you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples? Trust us, your waistline will thank you.

BidetFountainCraft

bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet benefits, bidet design, bidet etiquette, bidet experience, bidet features, bidet function, bidet installation, bidet maintenance, bidet technology, bidet tips, bidet tricks, bidet use, BidetFountainCraft, cleanliness, FOUNTAIN, Peeing, personal hygiene, TOILET, water spray

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders

biodiversity conservation, carbon sequestration, conservation biology, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological value, Ecosystem Services, environmental sustainability, forest conservation, forest degradation, forest ecology, forest management, Forest preservation, forest regeneration, forest restoration, habitat restoration, Logged forests, sustainable forestry practices, sustainable logging, timber harvesting, wildlife protection, Wonders, woodland

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2740
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, u know how in minecraft u chop down all them trees for wood and stuff? well, on our server, even if u chop down a tree, it still has like, value and stuff. like, the trees can still provide oxygen and shelter for animals and all that jazz. so like, if u care about the environment and stuff, u should totally join our server. plus, we have this crazy story about a tree that grew so big, it started talking to the players and giving them quests. yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and save the trees, man!

GeodeCraft

armor, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, entity stacking, GeodeCraft, item stacking, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, spawner stacking, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	68

GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

mc.geodecraft.net

VelarisMC

Auctionhouse, Claims, Discord, Easy plugins, Economy, friendly players, Homes, MCMMO, planetminecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvE, Pve Economy, Ranks, Safe server, Shops, smp, smp server, Spawnshops, Staff Members, survival experience, VelarisMC

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

play.velarismc.net:25577

CraftyDev MC Server

agdg, agdg demo day 57, agdg demo day 58, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyDev, Demo Days, gmi addition, handbrake, helpful links, installgentoo, obsproject, screentogif, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Emeralds Found:	9033	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	153
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#forum guidelines, banter, blocky, controversial discussions, controversial topics, explicit content, explicit discussions, Faggots, fetish communities, internet forums, long tail, Minecraft, nsfw content, offensive content, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online etiquette, post more, scat, Server, shock value, taboo subjects, Threads

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1943

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!