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ZombieCraftUSA

American society, apocalyptic scenario, Chaos, Defense, disaster response, emergency preparedness, end of civilization., firearms, Government failure, gun control, lawlessness, post apocalyptic world, Safety, self defense, societal breakdown, Survival, Survival Tactics, united states, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieCraftUSA

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1822
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you wanna survive the zombie apocalypse, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz on this server, we got the craziest gun control laws in all of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your base, minding your own business, when suddenly, a horde of zombies comes knockin’ on your door. But guess what? You ain’t gotta worry, cuz we got guns for days! Blast those zombies back to the Nether with our insane arsenal of weapons.

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, we got special zombie bosses that drop epic loot when you defeat ’em. Imagine takin’ down a giant zombie with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! It’s like a freakin’ action movie, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

BabyBumpCraft

BabyBumpCraft, Behavior, brain development, Cannabis, CBD, drug exposure, expectant mothers, Fetal development, long-term effects, maternal health, medical marijuana, natural remedies, neurodevelopment, Pregnancy, pregnancy risks, pregnancy symptoms, prenatal exposure, rodents, Safety concerns, substance use, Thc

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re a pregnant mouse, just chillin’ in your little mouse house, and suddenly you’re like, “I need some weed to help with these pregnancy symptoms, man.” But little do you know, that THC and CBD is gonna mess up your baby mouse’s brain development and behavior FOREVER.

But hey, don’t worry, we got the perfect solution for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape from the crazy world of pregnant mouse weed drama. Build your own little mouse house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a secret stash of virtual weed that won’t harm your virtual mouse babies.

So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together! Just remember, don’t do drugs, even if you’re a pregnant mouse in Minecraft.

Plains N’ Peaks: Where the only whitelisted peak is on your mountain of excuses!

age 14-19, application link, Balanced Economy, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive group, Excuses, friends group, java edition, memes, microphone, Mountain, peak, Peaks, Plains, Quality-of-life plugins, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Simple Voice Chat Mod, socialization, Vanilla Experience, VC, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	82
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP (Java only) for players aged 14-19. It offers a safe and balanced environment for players to have fun without the need for extreme grinding.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Plains n’ Peaks?	Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP for players aged 14-19. It focuses on creating a safe and fun environment without the need for extreme grinding.
What plugins are used on the server?	Plains n’ Peaks offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep and Simple Voice Chat mod.
How can I join Plains n’ Peaks?	To join, you can apply using the following link: Apply here. You will need a Discord account, Minecraft Java Edition account, and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod.

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated crush, animated crushes, animated love, cartoon characters, cartoon crush, cartoon love, cartoon nostalgia, cartoon obsession, childhood crush, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, crush memories, CrushCraft, emotional tribute, first crush, first love, love for cartoons, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pouring one out, sentimental feelings, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and dance the night away. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bachelorette, where players compete for the heart of a pixelated princess. Will you be the one to win her over with your epic building skills and charming personality?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I used to crush on a cartoon character when I could have been playing on this amazing server!”

Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

advice, Beta Tag System, blocky, catsmells, challenge, Create, Fester, GCG, github, Gockslop Edition, gooncave, GOONCAVE General, gooncave.fun, GoonCaveGeneral, hidden numbers, Minecraft, mobile, post number, Random, Screen, Shenanigans, smp, tagging, Ultimate, window manager

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6473
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!

accidental insult, communication misunderstandings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family conflict, family connections, family relationships, Family Values, generational misunderstandings, international family dynamics, long distance family, maintaining family ties, messages, MILrageCraft, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law relationships, parenting decisions, refusing to visit MIL, setting boundaries, sibling humor, video sharing, visits

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9752	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is filled with hilarious moments like a little sister showing off her middle finger bandaid and unintentionally giving the finger to family members.

But watch out, because even the most innocent jokes can lead to family feuds! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and deciding whether to go no contact with your own relatives. Will you choose to honor the finger-flipping ban or rebel against the rules? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Join now for a wild ride of family antics and absurd reactions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community!

ConspiracyCraft SMP

#classified information, alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, CONVINCING, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, mysterious occurrences, secret societies, skeptical viewpoint, smp, suppressed information, suspicious activity, truth hidden, unexplained events, whistleblower testimonies

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with wild conspiracy theories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and uncover the truth behind why villagers trade emeralds for useless items, or why Endermen are always stealing blocks. Rumor has it that the admins are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and every time you mine diamonds, you’re actually funding their evil plans to take over the server!

But don’t worry, we have a secret society of players dedicated to exposing the truth and protecting the server from any shady dealings. So if you’re ready to dive deep into the world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and have a laugh along the way, join us now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCravings

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, caffeine addiction, CraftyCravings, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health issues, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, shopping addiction, smoking addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction, worst addictions

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.

TerritorialTussle Minecraft Server

aggression, annexation, border, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Politics, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, TerritorialTussle, Territory, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9849

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out for land but in a virtual world!!! build ur own base and fight for control of the map with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. join the ukrainian side and show russia who’s boss or team up with the russians and crush the ukrainian rebellion. who will win in this epic battle for virtual supremacy?!?! come find out on our server and be part of the chaos and madness!!! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the insanity begin!!!!

HostageCraft: PhaseOneDeal

Confirm, Deal, gallant, Gallant confirmation, Hamas, Hamas confirmation, Hamas deal, hamas hostages, hostage release, hostage release deal, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, Israel, Israel deal, Israel hostages, Live, live hostages, Phase one, phase one deal, PhaseOneDeal, Release

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Votes:	8707
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	525	Rainbows Spotted:	9

hey u, yea u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even hamas is releasin hostages just to play on it. yea, u heard me right. dey like “yo, we gotta get in on dis minecraft action, forget bout da hostages.” so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den join dis server now! who knows, maybe u’ll be da next big deal like gallant or sumthin. so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get dis party started!