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JoshiCraft: Where Triple H Rules the Minecraft Universe!

changing, course, empowerment, Evolution, Female Athletes, Global, History, Impact, influence, innovation, Japanese wrestling, Joshi, JoshiCraft, Legacy, Minecraft, revolution, rules, Sports Entertainment, trailblazer, Triple, triple h, Universe, Women’s Wrestling, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	7549
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience something truly epic and mind-blowing? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Picture this: Triple H, yes THE Triple H, has decided to take a break from wrestling and instead focus on changing the course of joshi history in Minecraft. That’s right, he’s building his own joshi wrestling empire in the virtual world! Join our server and witness Triple H’s epic battles against creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so hardcore and intense? So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of this legendary journey!

Valexium

Australia, Australianhosted, bets, boss fights, cannoning, Combat, Custom Enchants, Custom Server Jar, DARKZONE, dispenser TNT, Duel, Faction, Faction fly, Factions, Fishing, Grinding, Hunger Games, Hungergames, in-game currency, lag-free experience, MCMMO, Meteor Showers, Outpost, Parkour, Perks, PERMISSIONS, printer mode, server hardware, Survival Games, The Pit, Winner takes all

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	2420	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	9911	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Ores Mined:	9538

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Hosted in Sydney, Australia for a smooth connection for aussie players.

Features🔮 Custom enchants provide additional abilities to your tools and armour.📠 We use a Custom Server Jar to provide perfect cannoning and printer mode.⚔️ Three Survival Games arenas for spectacular battle royale matches.📿 Increase your player’s abilities over time using McMMO.⏳ 24/7 Outpost to capture, controlling team earns spectacular perks.🎁 Collect loot from playing Boss Fights, Meteor Showers, The Pit and more.🧿 Level-up using in-game currency to unlock permissions and perks for your playtime.🌋 Powerful server hardware for a lag-free experience.🚀 Faction fly for all players. Along with dispenser TNT fill.🎖 Duel other players and optionally place bets, winner takes all!

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Miners of the Glittering Potato SMP: A Shiny Adventure awaits! 1.20.1 PvE fun!

1.20.1, advanced energistics 2, Adventure, Awaits, Biomes O’ plenty, Community, corail tombstone, Create, Custom, Experience, FTB Mods, Fun, glittering, Lootr, Mekanism, Minecolonies, Minecraft, miners, Modded, Modpack, Mystical Agriculture, new dimensions, Potato, PvE, pvp rules, Server, Shiny, Skill Tree, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

ChrysoliteSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft Server
Version	1.20.1
Modpack	Custom modpack for an enhanced experience

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

What mods are included in the modpack?

Some of the mods included are:

LootR
Minecolonies
Advanced Energistics 2
Mystical Agriculture
Biomes O’ Plenty
Mekanism
Create
Skill Tree
Corail Tombstone
FTB Mods
New Dimensions

Are there any PvP rules on the server?

The server is mainly PvE, but PvP is allowed with consent between parties. Players can start wars with friends.

Why choose ChrysoliteSMP?

We strive to provide the best experience for our players by ensuring top-notch performance and constantly adding new features. The server is also relatively new and growing fast.

Connect with Us

Discord: Server Invite

Modpack: CurseForge Link

Server IP: chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best

World of DerpCraft

Ancient, anthropology, Architecture, art, Civilizations, culture, DerpCraft, Development, Diversity, Economy, Empires, geography, Global, History, MODERN, Politics, Religion, society, Technology, Traditions, world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9765	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	288437	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of bacon, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Bagpipes & Blockades Minecraft Server

2002, bagpipes, blockades, Championship, countdown, EXCITEMENT, FINAL, football, Glasgow, hampden, Hampden Park, Kickoff, Minecraft, old firm, Rivalry, Scottish Cup Final, Scottish Derby, Scottish Football, Scottish Teams, Sellick, Server, sevco, Soccer, Sportsmanship

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Scottish Cup final between Sellick and Sevco – intense, competitive, and full of surprises! Join us in 1 hour and 45 minutes for some epic gameplay at Hampden (aka our server) at 3:00pm sharp. Who will come out on top? Will it be Sellick or Sevco? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the thrill for yourself. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Vanilla What? I Dream of Creeping, Not Grieving! Join now, age 16+! 1.20.4!

1.20.4, age, Builders, calm environment, Claiming, COMMUNITY SERVER, creeping, dream, Friendly staff, GRIEVING, Grinders, Ice ways, Join, Lgbtqia, map art, map art builders, Mature Community, Mature Players, non-toxic community, player-friendly environment, Playtime, Ranks, REDSTONERS, sellers, smp, teleportation system, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Vanillarite Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Community	A lively, vibrant community for mature players
Players	Players and communities, map art, and building
Environment	Welcomes everyone, calm and chill atmosphere
Includes	Grinders, Builders, Sellers/Shop Owners, Redstoners, Map Art builders
Features	Claiming, Ranks, Ice ways teleportation system

Vanillarite Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?

A: Yes, Vanillarite welcomes everyone, including but not limited to LGBTQIA+ community members.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, there is zero pay-to-win on this server. All players have equal opportunities to progress.

Q: How can players claim land on the server?

A: Players can claim land using toggleable flags. By default, explosions and PvP are disabled, but can be enabled if needed.

Q: Is there a server-wide teleportation system?

A: Yes, the server has the “Ice ways” teleportation system, removing the need for the modded feel of TPA.

Q: Where can I find the server rules?

A: The server rules can be found at rules.vanillarite.com

CraftyCraic – LOL Minecraft Server

artists, class changes, Community, CraftyCraic, custom content, dedicated scripters, Full Moon Company, Gaming, ghost of stables past edition, invite, Khazar Milkers, lol, Lorellai, Minecraft, Mistblade 2, mists of pandaria, mop, Musicians, private server, raiding guild, Server, story-writers, turtle wow, Vanilla, Vanilla Custom, Voice actors, whisper Warhorn, World of Warcraft, WoW Private Server General, wpsg

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	1392
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our ghost of stables past edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the ghost of a horse that roams the stables, haunting players and giving them special quests to complete. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate through interpretive dance. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on down and join the fun – just be sure to watch out for the ghostly horse!

Blocky Booty Bases: Where the Gems Are Low But the Laughs Are High!

advice, base gems, Bases, Beginner, blocky, BOOTY, Crafting, education, Gems, GEMSTONES, Good, Helpful, HIGH, hobby, INFORMATION, jewelry making, knowledge, laughs, learning, low cap, Recommendations, Resources, Suggestions, Tips, Understanding, valuable

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	64	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find the same old boring gems? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have hidden low cap base gems that are so rare, they make diamonds look like dirt blocks. Legend has it that one lucky player found a gem so powerful, it turned their pickaxe into a magical wand that could summon chickens at will. Join our server today and uncover the hidden treasures waiting for you!

CLRPC Minecraft Edition

Adventure, Crates, Cross-Platform Play, Discord integration, Friends, Game chat integration, Geyser, Homes, No Griefing, No hacked clients, No pvp, No Xray Hacks, Plugins, Purge, rules, Shopgui, smp, Supporter Ranks, Survival, town-building, Villager Trading, Warps

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7406	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ores Mined:	5298
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

What we are:We are a small community based around an SMP, we have a ton of plugins some are listed below:

• Unlimited villager trading• ShopGUI• Geyser (Cross Platform play)• Crates• Warps• Homes• Discord/Game chat integration!• Supporter Ranks (purchasable) and many more!

We strive in fun and enjoyability, so why now come join us on our adventure and create your own adventure! Meet new friends and build a fun town!

Here are our rules!

• No PvP unless it is the Purge• No griefing• No hacked clients (Including aimbot, speed hacks, flying hacks)• No Xray Hacks• You can create a faction however we are not a factions server• Raiding is not allowed unless it is the purge• No Entering someone else’s base or area without their permission• No opening someone elses chest without their consent• NSFW is not allowed• No spamming• No blocking POI• No lag machines• No combat logging• Do not claim over someone else’s land• If you have any issues, open a ticket!• No bullying• No racism/sexism• No exploiting• Do not harass staff members• Have a fun time!

51.75.167.120:25651

Celestria: Where Minecraft politics are more complicated than real life. Join now for fun and chaos!

Adventure, Celestria, Chaos, Community, COMPLICATED, Creative, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, Join, Life, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, Politics, PvE, PvP, Quests, real, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Server Name:	The World Of Celestria
Focus:	Geopolitical Server with various gameplay options
Features:	Builders, Roleplayers, Lore Writers, PvP
Server Description:	Earth as your canvas, create nations, guilds, businesses, and more
Join Us:	https://discord.gg/hJVHnfW8Xq

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, The World of Celestria welcomes players of all skill levels.

Q: What gameplay options do you offer?

A: We offer options for Builders, Roleplayers, Lore Writers, and PvP enthusiasts.

Q: How can I create a nation on the server?

A: You can create your own nation by gathering followers, establishing territories, and forming alliances with other players.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of guilds I can join?

A: There is no limit to the number of guilds or groups you can join on the server.

Q: Can I create my own businesses on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to create their own businesses and contribute to the economy of Celestria.

Q: How can I leave my mark on the server’s history?

A: You can leave your mark by rising to the top, creating lasting alliances, and making significant contributions to the server’s lore and gameplay.