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BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4084
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4190	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7389	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	5679	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	298
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1476	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Votes:	4660	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	210
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Falling into the Void:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	939460

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Farms Harvested:	184
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mines Excavated:	1874
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!