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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8276 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 2491 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon bust a move like that.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness. Join now and let the insanity begin!