MITSUBISHISAMA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Votes:	6730
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

CraftyGamerGirls – Where Girls Rule the Minecraft World!

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, character event, Code Name Bakery, CraftyGamerGirls, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, emergency response, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., Magrasean Nights, Medical Doctors, mica, Minecraft, mini event, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, rule, SEAniggers, Spring of Incorrect Structure, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tinkling Prayers, Tourists, translated story, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-hungry zombies, and a community crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who offered to trade enchanted golden apples for a secret dance move. Needless to say, chaos ensued as players raced to learn the dance move and claim their shiny new apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that only appears at midnight on a full moon. Rumor has it that inside the chest lies the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a block of cheese that grants the power of flight to anyone who dares to eat it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Raid Lands

1.20.X, 1.9.x, base building, Beta, Chat, Community, Discord, Factions, Friendly, nostalgic, Perks, Protection, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Survival, teamwork, Terrain, Vanilla, zones

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Votes:	1718	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to Raid Lands, in the server you must protect your base to prevent players from raiding and destroying your base. Our server features nostalgic terrain from older versions of Minecraft which is in many different zones. We also have a friendly community which can help you out and become a team member of your base!

We also feature ranks that players can earn by playing the server for a certain period of time, and the higher ranks having perks such as a different text color in the chat.

Terrain version zones: – Until 616 blocks in any direction: Beta 1.7 terrain – Until 1320 blocks in any direction: 1.6 terrain – Until 2776 blocks in any direction: 1.12 terrain – After 2776 blocks in any direction: Modern terrain

Supported versions: 1.9.x – 1.20.x Server IP: raidlands.org Community Discord: discord.gg/KdSeAD3

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Simply Minecraft SMP

51.81.33.235., clean, Fast, Fresh Wipe, Minecraft, No Rules, PvP, Reliable, Server, Simply Minecraft SMP, smp, Survival, update

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Towns Built:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

51.81.33.235:25565Fast, Reliable, Clean SMPFRESH WIPE on April 21st 2024This server has no rules.We monitor the server closely and keep it up to date.

51.81.33.235

SolarionSMP – Where adults play Minecraft like kids again! New season, same old shenanigans!

Adults, alignment, application, Community, criteria, Discord, Events, Experience, hermitcraft, integration, Journey, Kids, Minecraft, Motivations, multiplayer, Play, Plugins, Projects, rules, Season, Server, Shenanigans, smp, SolarionSMP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to Solarion SMP

About Us	We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players.
Server Launch	Season 3 of Solarion SMP will be launched on May 4th after downtime on the server.
Our Vision	We have curated plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of Vanilla Minecraft experience.

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP operate on?

Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4

Is Solarion SMP a whitelisted server?

Yes, Solarion SMP is a whitelisted server

What are some notable plugins on Solarion SMP?

Some of our noteworthy plugins include Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, and Axgraves.

How can I join Solarion SMP?

To join Solarion SMP, you need to go through a comprehensive whitelist application process. Familiarize yourself with the server rules, submit an application reflecting your passion for Minecraft, and join the Discord platform for access to the application process.

CraftyAoko vs. Servants LOL

Abilities, Anime, Aoko, battle, Can Aoko beat servants, challenge, Combat, CraftyAoko, Defeat, FANTASY, fate/stay night, Fight, lol, Mage, Magic, Powerful, servants, Skilled, Supernatural, type moon, Victory

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	1860	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, Aoko is the ultimate boss battle! That’s right, you can challenge Aoko to a duel and see if you have what it takes to defeat her and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with lava, TNT, and even flying pigs! Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps, powerful mobs, and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room at the end of each dungeon that contains rare loot and a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer Aoko, dominate in PvP, and survive the craziest dungeons in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	3955	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Farms Harvested:	277	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Galaxy Mc

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mines Excavated:	3097
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Galaxy Mc Minecraft community! Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds and adventures await at every turn. Our public Minecraft server offers a welcoming and inclusive environment for players of all ages and skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to make new friends, there’s something for everyone here.

Embark on epic quests, conquer challenging dungeons, or unleash your imagination in our expansive creative mode. With a dedicated team of moderators ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience, you can focus on unleashing your creativity and forging unforgettable memories with fellow players from around the globe.

Join us today and become part of our thriving Minecraft community, where the only limit is your imagination!

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David’s Cloud: The Land of No Squares or Curves, Just Blocks and Fun!

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, blocks, cloud, commands, Community, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, curves, Davids, Discord, Event World, Fun, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, Land, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, SECURITY, smp, squares, Survival, Zedmun

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

About Davidscloud:

Davidscloud Minecraft Server Version:	1.7.10
IP for Vanilla (Latest Version):	mc.davidscloud.net
Bedrock Crossplay Port:	19132

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the player protection system on Davidscloud?	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players.
Are pets protected on Davidscloud?	Yes, pets are protected in the same fashion as player claims.
What quality-of-life features does Davidscloud offer?	Features like the banking system that gives interest for every hour you play, and a Market at the Survival Spawn for purchasing goods.
What worlds are available on Davidscloud?	In addition to the traditional Survival world, there is also a linked Amplified World, with plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World in the future.
Does Davidscloud support cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players with Java accounts can now play on the same server as those using the Bedrock version, allowing for cross-platform play.
Where can I find more information about Davidscloud?	Join their Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more: https://discord.gg/davidscloud

CubedMC VS Hypixel

Abilities, Community, Economy, Expansion, Exploration, Fun, Help, Mayor, MCMMO, No Griefing, No Resets, No Stealing, Permanent World, player community, PvE, rank up, Resource worlds, rules, Server Guidelines, Staff Team, Survival, Towns, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Hypixel	CubedMC
Large player base	Smaller community
Various minigames and game modes	Primarily PvE server
Premium features available for purchase	No pay-to-win elements
Regular updates and events	No server resets
Active moderators and support staff	Community-driven server

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel is known for its large player base and variety of game modes, while CubedMC has a smaller community focused on a PvE experience.

Q: Are there pay-to-win elements on these servers?

A: Hypixel offers premium features for purchase, while CubedMC prides itself on being free of pay-to-win elements.

Q: Do these servers have regular updates and events?

A: Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events, while CubedMC offers a more permanent gameplay experience with no server resets.

Q: Who moderates these servers?

A: Hypixel has active moderators and support staff to ensure smooth gameplay, while CubedMC is a community-driven server with helpful players and staff.

LibidoCraft: Where Your Minecraft Adventures Are More Exciting Than 3 Weeks of Nofap!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment! Our players have gone from cross-dressing and bondage to building epic structures and battling dragons – talk about a glow-up! Join us and leave your weird fetishes in the past, because here, we’re all about embracing femininity and having a blast.

Who needs dildos when you can wield a diamond sword and slay creepers? Say goodbye to your old habits and hello to a whole new world of adventure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated land of Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if your libido can handle the excitement of our crazy server!