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CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Buildings Constructed:	42	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	92164	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Animals Bred:	181	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4558	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	201
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	3774
Villages Defended:	5	Farms Harvested:	274
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1881
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7080	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	7619
Mines Excavated:	2406	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!