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SmokeCraft Minecraft Server

#smokecraft, Asks, Decision making, drug use, Friends, invitation to smoke, Minecraft, peer influence, peer pressure, resisting peer pressure, risky behavior, saying no, saying yes, Server, smoke, smoking, social situations, substance abuse, teenage behavior, temptation, want to smoke, what would you do, wwyd

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary enchanted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig warrior who can fly on a bacon-powered rocket.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And if you ever get tired of building your own castle, you can join our exclusive “Ask if you want to smoke with WWYD?” club, where the only rule is to have a good time and make friends with the most bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlondeForeignerMC SMP

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, Blonde hair, BlondeForeignerMC, character design, character tropes, cultural perception, cultural representation, Diversity, Diversity in media, ethnicity, foreign characters, foreigners, hair color, japanese animation, Japanese media, racial bias, representation, smp, Stereotypes, western influence

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6946	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your hair blonde just like those wacky anime characters! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate foreigner in the world of Minecraft and show off your unique style to all the other players. Who needs boring old brown hair when you can have fabulous blonde locks that shimmer in the sunlight? Plus, rumor has it that the blonde hair gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon a giant flying panda to ride around on. So come join us and let your inner anime character shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Potions Brewed:	133	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	117
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Love Letters Sent:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	3

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Emeralds Found:	1679
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4846	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	636
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!