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CraftyHope: Building Blocks of Happiness

blocks, building, coping mechanisms, CraftyHope, defeated, defeated by the world, draining, feeling defeated, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, Happiness, Hope, Life, Lost, mental health, positive mindset, resilience, Restore, self compassion, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-care, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Well, forget therapy or meditation, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away in a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Need a break from the real world? Come build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat). Feeling overwhelmed by the pressures of everyday life? Take a break and go on a quest to slay the mighty Ender Dragon, because nothing says stress relief like battling a giant, fire-breathing lizard. So why waste your time wallowing in despair when you could be crafting your own epic tale of triumph and glory on our server? Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft save your soul (and maybe even your sanity)!

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

asset forfeiture, asset seizure, CommieCraft, confiscate assets, diplomatic relations, diplomatic tensions, economic warfare, foreign assets, foreign policy, geopolitical conflicts, global affairs, government actions, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, state aggression, unfriendly countries, world news

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Enchantments Applied:	82	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2762
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	5965
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Russia of servers, gonna confiscate all the assets of ‘unfriendly’ players! Like, imagine getting your diamonds taken away just cuz u didn’t say hi in the chat, lolz. But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the stolen loot, so u can try to sneak in and reclaim your stuff. It’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and creepers, so epic! Join now before Putin himself bans u from playing, hahaha.

UNAuditPanicCraft

Audit, audit process, canal, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, Dispute Resolution, foreign policy, government response, international law, international relations, panama, panama canal, Panama government, Panama-US relations, political tension, threat, trump, UN, UNAuditPanicCraft, united nations

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even Panama is complaining to the UN about it! can you believe that? they’re like “yo, this server is too good, we gotta audit it to make sure it’s not cheating or something.” but like, they’re just jealous cuz our server is the bomb dot com.

join us and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building epic structures that will make Panama wish they had never messed with us. plus, we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and show Panama who’s boss!

What is the IP for YoBoy PIZZA Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his entertaining gaming content and hilarious commentary. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his videos, YoBoy PIZZA continues to create engaging content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Dual Rulers Minecraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime canon, anime story, anime trailer, canon, DUAL, DUAL RULERS, games, guilty gear, Guilty Gear anime, Guilty Gear games, Guilty Gear story, Guilty Gear Strive, Minecraft, new, new anime trailer, rulers, Story, Trailer

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, bro, have you seen the new trailer for the anime of Guilty Gear? It’s like, totally lit, man! The animation is off the charts and the story is like, canon with the games, right?

Join our Minecraft server if you wanna experience the epicness of Guilty Gear in blocky form! We got crazy builds inspired by the characters, like Sol Badguy’s flaming sword fortress and Ky Kiske’s heavenly castle.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mods that let you unleash special moves like Dragon Install and Ride the Lightning. It’s like, a whole new level of PvP madness, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock, dude! It’s gonna be a wild ride full of pixelated mayhem and epic battles. Let’s goooooo!

MommaCraft

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, difficult decisions, Emotional Abuse, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, mental health, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, narcissistic behavior, parenting, personal growth, relationships, self-care, special occasions, toxic relationships, vow renewal, Wedding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your special day? Join our Minecraft server where there are no toxic family members allowed! Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any narcissistic, bipolar, binge-drinking relatives ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t make snarky comments about your dress or demand to be seated far away from your dad. On our server, you can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding without any ridiculous demands or drama. Plus, there’s no need to worry about your kids getting involved in family feuds – they can just enjoy the game and have a blast!

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family drama on your special day. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your friends, and let the celebrations begin! It’s time to game on and leave the real-life drama behind.

CraftyCitizenshipQuest

citizenship applications, citizenship barriers, citizenship criteria, citizenship difficulties, citizenship hurdles, citizenship laws, citizenship obstacles, citizenship process, citizenship qualifications, citizenship regulations, citizenship requirements, citizenship restrictions, citizenship struggles, citizenship tests, CraftyCitizenshipQuest, difficult citizenship, global citizenship, immigration challenges

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crops Grown:	8653	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2720

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining citizenship is harder than trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon! Our server is so exclusive, even the creepers need a visa to enter.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on the craziest citizenship journey of your life. Rumor has it that the only way to become a citizen is to defeat the mighty Wither Boss in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And trust us, that Wither Boss is a pro at throwing down some serious shapes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted instant citizenship and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come on over and test your luck on our server. Who knows, you might just become a citizen faster than a zombie can break down a wooden door.

HebrewCraft: Weapon Swap Fun!

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Fun, Geopolitical, handover, HebrewCraft, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military cooperation, russia, SECURITY, seized weapons, Swap, Ukraine, weapon, weapons

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got russian weapons from hezbollah dat we gonna give to ukraine. yea, u heard me right. we out here playin minecraft but also doin international diplomacy. come join da fun and maybe u can negotiate some deals too. who knows, maybe ukraine will give u a diamond sword in return. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness.

Plasma Party: Fluctuation Fun

#supercomputer, advanced computing, computational science, computer modeling, Conjunction, coupled generation, data analysis, distribution function, energetic particles, experimental validation, fluctuation, Fun, particle dynamics, Party, PHYSICS., Plasma, plasma fluctuations, plasma physics, reproduce, researchers, scientific discovery, scientific research, simulation, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1

come join our minecraft server where we make plasma fluctuations look like child’s play! our supercomputer is so powerful, it can reproduce TWO plasma fluctuations at once! when the first one starts growin’, it messes up all them energetic particles and BAM the second one shows up like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a party in the plasma world, and you’re invited! who knew minecraft could be so electrifying? join now for a shockingly good time!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 15, building, Characters, Cities, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, Environment, Janitors, Lore, nation, Religions, Roleplay, Scenarios, smp, Story, Towns, Villages, Whitelist, Wiki, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

Overview
Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Overview

Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server?	JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where players can create their own culture, nation, and story within a fictional world.
Are there any build restrictions?	While there isn’t a strict build theme or style, massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map are not allowed. Towns, Villages, and Cities are encouraged.
How can I join the server?	Joining the Discord server is required, and all new members must fill out a quick application after reading the rules.
Can I create my own culture and religion?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own cultures and religions within the server.