🔥mistaken for Usain Bolt Minecraft Servers

BoltCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Gems Collected:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	9261	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Farms Harvested:	639
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we had a kid who thought he was Usain Bolt! That’s right, he was sprinting around the server like his life depended on it, dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Join us and see if you can outrun him in a hilarious game of tag!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless chickens ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show. That’s right, we dress up the Ender Dragon in the most ridiculous outfits imaginable and strut our stuff down the runway. Who will win the coveted title of Best Dressed Dragon? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyBiden’sBias Minecraft Server

biden, blind bias, BlockyBidensBias, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political tensions, Server, talks, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity, just like hamas thinks biden is biased towards israel (lol). we got creeper parties every night, where u can dance with ur explosive friends and blow stuff up for funsies. also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left, true story bro. join now and experience the chaos and madness, just like biden’s cease-fire talks.

SeymBridgeDisasterCraft

Border dispute, bridge destruction, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, military tactics, russia, Russian soldiers, Seym River, SeymBridgeDisasterCraft, Siege, strategic warfare, Troop movement, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges like ukraine destroying that bridge over the seym river trapping russian soldiers! we promise no real soldiers will be trapped on our server, just epic adventures and crazy battles! build your own bridges and watch them get blown up by creepers! join now for the ultimate chaos and destruction!

AgeCraft: Where Every Day is Your Anniversary

AgeCraft, aging, anniversary, BIRTHDAYS, Cake, celebration, Day, family, Friends, getting older, growing up, Happiness, joy, knowing you, Laughter, love, Memories, Milestones, milestones reached, Party, Presents, special day

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Votes:	5992	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	21

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, we celebrate birthdays like no other! we throw the wildest parties in the virtual world, with cake, confetti, and a whole lotta creepers! it’s not just about getting older, it’s about surviving another year in this crazy blocky universe. join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until u respawn, whichever comes first)! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

HaxCraft: BikeGearWireless

bicycle technology, bike accessories, bike gear shifting vulnerabilities, bike hacking, bike hacking study, bike innovation, bike maintenance, bike research, bike safety, bike security, bike security risks, bike technology advancements, bike upgrades, BikeGearWireless, cycling gear, cycling study, gear shifting systems, HaxCraft, wireless bike systems, wireless bike upgrades, Wireless gear shifting, wireless technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1607	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, u know how u ride ur bike and u gotta like shift gears and stuff? well, on this server, we got wireless gear shifting systems on bikes that can be HACKED! like, imagine riding through the virtual world of minecraft and suddenly ur gears start shifting on their own, taking u on a wild ride through the pixelated landscape. it’s like a rollercoaster but on a bike, dude. join us and experience the thrill of having ur bike hacked by mysterious digital forces. it’s a ride u won’t forget, that’s for sure.

PlanetHack Minecraft Server

cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, DATA DUMP, data security, digital security, digital warfare, government hacking, Hack The Planet, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, iran, Minecraft, online attacks, online hacking, online privacy, PlanetHack, political hacking, Server, Trump Campaign

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Farms Harvested:	230
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is Trump’s campaign! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, dodging political scandals and uncovering secret plots. Will Iran dump all their secrets on the internet before we uncover the truth? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some outrageous adventures together!

IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

aspirations, athletes, BlockBuddies, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Competition, Experience, Friends, games, IRLProSMP, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playmates, professional athletes, Pros, Rivals, Skills, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, talent, teammates

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mines Excavated:	4893
Magic Items Found:	5896	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3566	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	159	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!

SmoothLinezMC SMP

charming, charming gestures, Cheesy, Clever, compliments, conversation starters, Creative, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, lines that work, memorable, pickup lines, romance, Smooth, smooth operators, smooth talkers, SmoothLinezMC, smp, Suave, sweet talk, Witty

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mines Excavated:	1819

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, clandestine satisfaction, covert obsession, covert pleasure, guilty pleasure, hidden delight, hidden pleasure, hidden vice, personal guilty pleasure, personal treat, private enjoyment, private indulgence, private joy, private secret, secret delight, secret indulgence, secret obsession, undisclosed guilty pleasure, undisclosed passion, undisclosed treat, undisclosed vice

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.