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CousinCraftLoveGuru

advice, age difference, age gap, aita, cousin, CousinCraftLoveGuru, DATING, Dedicated, dream, family, Gifts, Grandma, INTENSE, Mature, Older Women, perfect partner, relationships, single, Stunning, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7043	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Votes:	2131
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like my cousin’s relationship with his older girlfriend, our server is full of surprises. You never know what you’ll find around the corner or who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a llama who’s secretly a wizard.

And just like my cousin’s girlfriend, our server is dedicated to making you feel special. We’ll shower you with gifts and make sure you’re having the time of your life. Who needs a 60-year-old grandma when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in the form of a pixelated pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PurrfectPals Minecraft SMP

affectionate cats, best cat breed, cat breeds, cat care, cat characteristics, cat personalities, domestic cats, exotic cats, feline friends, fur babies, hypoallergenic cats, indoor cats, intelligent cats, low maintenance cats, Minecraft, mixed breed cats, outdoor cats, pet ownership, playful cats, popular cat breeds, purebred cats, PurrfectPals, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of what is the best cat breed once and for all! Our server is filled with cat lovers who will stop at nothing to prove that their favorite breed is superior. From epic battles between Siamese and Persians to heated debates over the merits of Maine Coons versus Ragdolls, you’ll never look at cats the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden temple dedicated to the elusive Sphynx cat, guarded by a fierce army of creepers. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth behind the best cat breed? Join us and find out!

ForeverCrafted

ageless, aging, childhood habits, Forever Young, ForeverCrafted, growing up, habits, Maturity, never changing, never evolving, never getting old, never growing out of, never maturing, never outgrew, never outgrowing, never too old, Nostalgia, outgrowing, perpetual youth, staying young, Timeless

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Are you still waiting for that growth spurt that never came? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll grow… in skills and resources! Join us and watch as your building abilities reach new heights, just like that growth spurt you’ve been waiting for. Who needs a growth spurt when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Join us now and leave your height woes behind!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

anti-drone, Conflict, Counter-Drone, Defense, Drone Detection, electronic warfare, EW System, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Recovered, Russian, secret weapon, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like explosions and secret russian stuff? well boi do we have the server for u!

join our server and u can be part of the epic quest to recover the secret russian counter-drone EW system in the Kursk Region. u will have to fight off evil drones, solve puzzles, and maybe even make friends with a russian spy or two.

why join our server, u ask? well, besides the epic quest, we have the best pixelated explosions u will ever see. blow up ur enemies in style and watch them go boom boom.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventure u will ever experience in minecraft. trust us, u won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Surrender & Switch!

call to action, Conflict, Crisis, Defection, Diplomacy, Freedom of Russia, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, Legion, Military, opposition, Peace, political turmoil, Rebellion, resistance, russia, Russian soldiers, Surrender, Switch, switch sides, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	821	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchantments Applied:	228	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest battles and epic quests like the Battle of Kursk but with blocks and swords! 🤣 Join the Freedom of Russia Legion and switch sides like a pro gamer! Surrender to our awesomeness and build the biggest base ever seen in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🤪 #BlockWarriors #SurrenderToTheBlocks

Leg of Eris: The Chicken’s Revenge – A Half-Baked Adventure for Grown-Ups

Adventure, Biomes, Blacksmiths, chickens, Community, Currency, Eris, fertility, Goddess, Gods, GrownUps, halfbaked, herdsmen, Interaction, inventors, leg, Lore, mages, Magic, Merchants, Revenge, Roleplay, scholars, Settlers, smp, Survival, teamwork, Valley

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Legacy of Eris Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival roleplay
Features	Lore, structures, new biomes, currency, Great Houses
Community	Tight-knit with curated story and world
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Legacy of Eris?

Legacy of Eris is a semi-vanilla survival roleplay Minecraft server with a focus on storytelling, community, and magic within the game.

How do I join a Great House?

Upon entering the server, you can join our Discord and fill out the application for a Great House you wish to be a part of.

What are the Great Houses?

The Great Houses are House of Bernai, House of Artisia, House of Luminus, House of Gord, and House of Leria, each with its own unique backstory and focus.

What is the lore of Legacy of Eris?

The lore includes stories of different gods and goddesses, along with the history and traditions of each Great House.

Can I play solo on the server?

While the server encourages teamwork and interaction within the Great Houses, solo play is also allowed for those who prefer it.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, CraftyCraze, cryptic tale, Enigma, enigmatic writing, hidden identity, intriguing plot, Minecraft, mysterious character, Mystery, No. 922959708, on/off, puzzling narrative, secret, Server, Suspense, suspense fiction, suspenseful story, Thriller, thriller novel, unknown

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding chickens, build your very own castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a hidden dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP: RottingTeethGang

carbonated drinks, cavities, decay, dental care, dental decay, dental health, dental problems, enamel erosion, fall out, Minecraft, oral hygiene, poor diet, Rot, RottingTeethGang, smp, Soda, soda consumption, Sugar, sugary drinks, teeth, tooth decay, tooth loss, unhealthy habits

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is rotten teeth! That’s right, we have a unique economy system where players trade in their decaying molars for rare items and resources.

But be careful, because one player drank so much soda that his teeth completely rotted and fell out! Now he’s known as the Toothless Bandit, stealing teeth from unsuspecting players to add to his collection. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your pearly whites?

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with toothy treasures and dental disasters. Who knew dental hygiene could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

NieceRageMC – Unload & Run Server

blended families, communication breakdown, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heritage, family history, family love, family loyalty, family respect, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, maternal bonds, NieceRageMC, parental relationships, RUN, Server, sibling relationships, stepfamily issues, unload

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Void Gems Collected:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships, just like in this crazy story.

Build your own virtual family and watch as they argue over who the baby looks like, just like Ciara and her step-grandma! Will you defend your virtual niece’s honor or side with the step-grandma? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get heated just like in this story. Will you stand your ground like Ciara or try to keep the peace like the OP? The drama is real, but the fun is even more real on our server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual family drama to keep you entertained? See you in the game!

HappyMining SMP

Contentment, feel-good activity, Fun, Happiness, happiness boost, happiness ritual, HappyMining, hobby, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, Pleasure, positive vibes, Relaxation, self love, self-care, simple activity, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Votes:	3127	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Star Shards Collected:	65	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken dance party, led by our resident chicken whisperer who claims to speak fluent cluck. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena with a pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!