Players: |
109/900 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: |
4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
8 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
21 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
10 |
Demon Skulls Collected: |
28 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: |
5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: |
2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
13 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
6 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
1 |
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so, like, this
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.