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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6990 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 365 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 202 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz, like, Iran was all like “nah, Crimea ain’t Russian, bro” in this crazy treaty with the Russian Federation. And, like, that caused a whole big drama llama situation, so now we gotta mine and build and survive together on this server to, like, show Iran what’s up. Plus, there’s, like, unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, join now and let’s show Iran who’s boss in the Minecraft world, bro!
