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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9337 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Our server is so awesome, even your mom will want to join in on the fun! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure she respects your boundaries and doesn’t crash your virtual party. Plus, we have a special feature where you can blurt out “I do not like this, I do not like this at all” in Dutch whenever things get intense.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe even your dad will log on and offer some sage advice while you build your virtual empire. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the craziness – join our server today!