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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

China, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global market, India, international relations, market analysis, Minecraft, oil supply chain, oil trade, political decisions, Reuters, russia, Server, trade agreements, US sanctions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Void Armor Forged:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Animals Bred:	152
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	342799	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	7646
Animals Bred:	73	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	184	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Towns Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	New Chunks Explored:	133060
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	5214

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runes Activated:	1

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

Bowl Drum Beats Server

Ancient Instruments, animal hides, beats, Bowl, creativity, cultural heritage, cultural practices, Drum, drums, History, innovation, Music, musical evolution, musical instruments, musical origins, musical traditions, percussion, Percussion instruments, rhythmic patterns, Server, sound experimentation, sound exploration, traditional music, wood bowls

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6882	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	2685
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.