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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6367 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 32 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of rabid chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to approach it.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a powerful ruler who commands an army of dancing llamas. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical flying pig that will carry you to the ends of the earth.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. Ay dios mio, indeed!