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River Shire

Adventures, alliances, Anarchy, Castles, Enchanting, Factions, FANTASY, keeps, landscapes, Legacy, Lore, Marketplaces, Medieval, multiplayer, Mystery, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Traditions, Vanilla, Villages, Wilderness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to River Shire, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a captivating medieval setting!

Step into a world where untamed wilderness meets bustling medieval villages, towering castles, and a rich tapestry of lore and mystery. River Shire combines the classic vanilla experience with carefully selected enhancements to create an immersive and engaging environment.

Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances with fellow players, and build your legacy in a realm inspired by medieval traditions. Whether you prefer to construct magnificent keeps, trade in bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring adventures, River Shire is the perfect place to bring your medieval dreams to life.

Join us today and start your journey in the enchanting world of River Shire!

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Dreamscape Minecraft Server

advice, ancient greek, aristophanes, asmr, birds sounds, Calm, City Living, comedy, dreamscape, loud neighbors, mind reading, Minecraft, Morphing, Nightmares, Play, Server, southern accent

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Towns Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

athlete, blonde bombshell, Canadian, Canadian beauty, Celebrity, diva, fitness icon, Fitness Model, hall of famer, magazine shoot, Minecraft, MODEL, photoshoot, porn star, Provocative, retired wrestler, Sexy, smp, spacecraft, trish, Trish Stratus, wrestling, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

7SEEDS, ai, berserk, capeshit, chainsaw man, cutting themes, Dragon Quest: Dai, Dumpster fill shovelware, fightfags, gantz, garbage slop, GetBackers, hoshino, Hunter x Hunter, Iwaaki, josei, Kakukaku Shikajika, Kingdom, literary themes, Magic Knight Rayearth, manchildren, Minecraft, Nihei, PALS, PIXEL, porn, powercreeps, rose of versailles, seinen, Server, Shoujo, Shounen, The Bugle Call, Urasawa, vagabond, vinland saga, visualcore., waifufaggotry, Yasuhiko

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

Edition, general, NBA, nba.com, News, pété, Pistol, pistol pete, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

bacon, bacon narwhals at midnight, bacons at narwhal, le bacon, le bacon narwhals, le bacon narwhals at midnight, le midnight, le midnight bacons, le midnight bacons at narwhal, midnight, midnight bacons at narwhal, Minecraft, narwhal, Narwhals, narwhals at midnight, narwhals at narwhal, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

2025, Bat, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, retiré, Retirement, retirement accounts, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement investment options, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement portfolio, retirement savings, retirement strategy, smp, top holdings, Towns, xtz, ZEC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ores Mined:	6717
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DimondCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Potions Brewed:	167
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Animals Bred:	89

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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!