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Actual YLYL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Keyboard that lets you control the game with just your mind. Good luck, adventurer!

Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

Adventure, Arrival, Canada, Canadian, citizenship, Country, Crafty, Destination, Diversity, Exploration, Flag, flying, HOMELAND, Journey, maple leaf, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national pride, North America, patriotism, plane, Server, travel

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	227
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, hop on board our server because the plane is on its way…literally! That’s right, our server is located on a flying plane soaring through the Minecraft skies.

Join us for epic aerial battles with other players as you fight for control of the cockpit. Build your own floating base and watch out for pesky creepers trying to sabotage your flight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Explore hidden tunnels and uncover ancient artifacts as you navigate through the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. The plane is waiting for you to board…if you dare!

F**k You Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger, Antagonistic, bad attitude, confrontational, Disrespect, explicit language, foul language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, impolite, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, pFk, Profanity, Provocative, Rude, smpp, swearing, Vulgar

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Runes Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	4330
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, PIXEL, playhouse, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

break up, Closure, Connor, DATING, Emotional healing, ex boyfriend, finding happiness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, Mousey’s found her new boyfriend, moving forward, moving on, new love, past relationships, personal growth, relationship trouble, Self Discovery, smp, Sorry Connor, starting over

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

affordable options, budget options, Craft, DRIVE, gaming accessories, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming for kids, gaming gadgets, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming recommendations, gaming setup, gaming technology, kid friendly, low cost, Minecraft, PC driving wheels, PC Gaming, PC peripherals, racing games, Server, simulation games, steering wheels

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Dragon Eggs Found:	2559
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Buildings Constructed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

#venting, 695505074, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Digital, Disappointment, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, no, Nooo, ONLINE, Outburst, player, reaction, smp, Thread, Upset

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1124	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	108	Chimeras Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, INSANE, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Potions Brewed:	161
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, autistic fembot, Companionship, desire, digital love, emotional connection, Emotional support, fembot, futuristic relationships, futuristic romance, head in her lap, Loneliness, longing, longing for intimacy, Minecraft, robot companion, robot love, robot partner, robotic comfort, Server, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Magic Items Found:	2838	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ores Mined:	5459	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1627	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!