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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	9669
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Votes:	9060	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Potions Brewed:	48
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1067
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Towns Built:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3095	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Star Shards Collected:	264

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	277205	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6532	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Animals Bred:	171	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1921
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…