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SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7347
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	98	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	3538
Emeralds Found:	9974	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Towns Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Star Shards Collected:	275	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Void Gems Collected:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wildest Minecraft server in existence and let the adventure begin!

Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Potions Brewed:	37	Runes Activated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.

Latina GF Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of being a total sperg in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to save you – a Latina girlfriend! That’s right, our server is filled with lovely Latina ladies who will not only help you build the coolest creations, but also save you from any embarrassing sperg moments. Join now and let the power of the Latina gf guide you to Minecraft greatness!

F R E E Z A – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
New Chunks Explored:	324537	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: if you can’t spell Freeza correctly, you’re outta here! We take spelling very seriously in our world, so if you’re a grammar nerd looking for a place to thrive, this is the server for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon named Steve. Legend has it that Steve once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a single fireball. Join our server and you might just get the chance to ride on Steve’s back and conquer the world together.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re tired of boring servers with no sense of humor, come hang out with us and laugh until your sides hurt. Plus, where else can you find a server that takes spelling so seriously? Freeza would be proud. Join us today and let the fun begin!