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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9511 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
