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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9574 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living with toddlers who have a knack for destroying everything in sight! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world without the fear of poop-covered carpets or sticky walls.
Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone who needs a break from micromanaging adults and unruly children. Plus, we offer a special complimentary stay in the dog house for those who complain too much about our rules – it’s the perfect place to reflect on your actions and maybe even make friends with some friendly wolves.
So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while dodging diaper disasters. See you in the game!
