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Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9161
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	55
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Votes:	8707	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Items Found:	7248	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Farms Harvested:	290
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7265
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Emeralds Found:	6503	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!