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Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

Adventure, Arrival, Canada, Canadian, citizenship, Country, Crafty, Destination, Diversity, Exploration, Flag, flying, HOMELAND, Journey, maple leaf, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national pride, North America, patriotism, plane, Server, travel

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9032	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, hop on board our server because the plane is on its way…literally! That’s right, our server is located on a flying plane soaring through the Minecraft skies.

Join us for epic aerial battles with other players as you fight for control of the cockpit. Build your own floating base and watch out for pesky creepers trying to sabotage your flight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Explore hidden tunnels and uncover ancient artifacts as you navigate through the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. The plane is waiting for you to board…if you dare!

F**k You Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger, Antagonistic, bad attitude, confrontational, Disrespect, explicit language, foul language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, impolite, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, pFk, Profanity, Provocative, Rude, smpp, swearing, Vulgar

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, PIXEL, playhouse, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

break up, Closure, Connor, DATING, Emotional healing, ex boyfriend, finding happiness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, Mousey’s found her new boyfriend, moving forward, moving on, new love, past relationships, personal growth, relationship trouble, Self Discovery, smp, Sorry Connor, starting over

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

affordable options, budget options, Craft, DRIVE, gaming accessories, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming for kids, gaming gadgets, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming recommendations, gaming setup, gaming technology, kid friendly, low cost, Minecraft, PC driving wheels, PC Gaming, PC peripherals, racing games, Server, simulation games, steering wheels

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1179	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

#venting, 695505074, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Digital, Disappointment, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, no, Nooo, ONLINE, Outburst, player, reaction, smp, Thread, Upset

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4731	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchantments Applied:	77	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	95
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, INSANE, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, autistic fembot, Companionship, desire, digital love, emotional connection, Emotional support, fembot, futuristic relationships, futuristic romance, head in her lap, Loneliness, longing, longing for intimacy, Minecraft, robot companion, robot love, robot partner, robotic comfort, Server, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Potions Brewed:	131

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

asian, asian adult content, asian adult entertainment, asian amateurs, Asian babes, asian beauties, Asian erotica, Asian fantasies, Asian girls, asian hotties, Asian models, Asian porn, asian pussy, asian seduction, asian sex, asian women, asian xxx, Crafty, pussy, shaved pussy, smp, Tight pussy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.