Minions 2016 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

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If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

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Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Pick, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Treasury, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, War

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

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CraftyCommiesMC

Acquisition, asset valuation, bargain hunting, Business, China, Competition, CraftyCommiesMC, economic powerhouses, Economy, fire sale, Geopolitics, Global influence, international relations, Investment, market dynamics, opportunities, Partnership, Prized Assets, russia, Strategic, Trade

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

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Desert Oasis Survival

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, ancient societies, ancient technology, archaeological discoveries, behavioural adaptations, desert, desert adaptation, desert environment, early humans, environmental adaptation, Evolution, homo erectus, human history, Long-term Survival, Oasis, pond ecosystems, prehistoric, river habitats, specialized tools, Survival, survival skills, water sources

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!

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Chuubas Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, bruised, character design, Chuubas, content creators, cute, Digital Media, Entertainment, Gaming, Haven, internet personalities, japanese, Kawaii, Livestream, Online Community, post, streaming, video games, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got post bruised chuubas running around like crazy! And not just any chuubas, bruised ones! It’s like a circus up in here, but with blocky animals. So if you wanna see some wild and wacky stuff, this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with bruised chuubas all day? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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NoBoyfriendNoBed

arguments, Blame, emotional stress, Eviction, financial struggles, Help, homelessness, legal restrictions, lodgers agreement, love, NoBoyfriendNoBed, relationship problems, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, self-care, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough situation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of getting evicted or having financial problems. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity and explore endless possibilities.

Forget about being called an asshole for not letting someone stay with you – on our server, you can invite all your friends to join you in epic quests and battles. No need to worry about breaking up or arguing, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be fighting are mobs and monsters!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. And remember, it’s not your fault – blame it on the creepers!

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AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, daily annoyances, frustrating, Harmless, insignificant habits, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, little annoyances, little things, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor frustrations, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minor pet peeves, pet peeve, slight annoyances, small annoyances, small irritations, smp, trivial annoyances

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored llamas and ride them into battle against giant creepers. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest block in the game” but it turns out to be a block of cheese or something. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to join just to experience the chaos. Plus, we have a rule that if you don’t say “potato” every five minutes, you get banned. It’s so silly but also kind of genius, right? So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

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LeiCraft: State Welcome Gifts

Aloha, culture, customs, Destination, Diverse, Experience, flower, Garland, Gifts, Greeting, Hawaii, Hospitality, LEI, LeiCraft, State, States, tourism, tradition, travel, U.S, Unique, Visitors, welcome

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every new player is greeted with a virtual lei made out of pixelated flowers! But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience here.

In this server, every state in the U.S. has its own unique welcome gift for visitors. When you spawn in Texas, you’ll be handed a cowboy hat and a pair of spurs to help you wrangle those pesky creepers. In New York, you’ll get a slice of pizza and a metro card to navigate the bustling city streets. And in Florida, well, let’s just say you might want to watch out for those alligators!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo in Wyoming and the Great Diamond Hunt in California. So come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

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PopeCraft: Holy Armageddon

accident, Arm, arm injury, armageddon, catholic church, Fall, Falls, FRANCIS, health, health news, HOLY, injures arm, injury, injury update, leader, Medical, News, pope, pope francis, PopeCraft, update, Vatican, Vatican statement

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft with the pope? well, now’s your chance, cuz he’s on our server! imagine building a giant cathedral with the pope himself, he even blesses your diamonds for extra luck! but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might fall and injure his arm while building with you. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? join our server now for a holy good time!

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Galactic Jet Blasters

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole jets, Blasters, celestial bodies, compact symmetric objects, Cosmic, discovery, Exploration, Galactic, host galaxies, Jet, Observation, phenomena, plasma jets, real-time formation, research, scientists, Space, Technology, Understanding, Universe

come join our server and experience the wildest black hole jets in minecraft history! watch as astronomers witness the real-time formation of these mind-blowing phenomena right before your eyes.

our plasma jets extend beyond the limits of the universe, lasting for millions of minecraft years. but wait, there’s more! we also have a new class of compact symmetric objects that are smaller but pack a punch!

join us and witness the chaos unfold as these jets wreak havoc on our server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and discoveries you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

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