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No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Crops Grown:	2569
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3003	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crops Grown:	9502	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Towns Built:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

1966 quadruple murder, 88-year-old man, acquittal, court decision, criminal case, criminal justice, death sentence, Decades, elderly defendant, exoneration, high profile case, innocence proven, Japanese court, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, overturned verdict, QuadMurderReTrial, retrial, Server, wrongful conviction

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7897
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

Life Craft Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Craft, Curiosity, Existence, family, Friends, fulfillment, growth, IMPORTANCE, Jobs, learning, Life, Meaning, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, perspective, purpose, purposeful living, Reality, Seed, Server, Universe

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ponder the deep questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us as we explore the meaning of existence while mining for diamonds and creating pixelated masterpieces. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect in our world?

Forget about spreading your seed, on our server you can plant virtual crops and watch them grow without any real-life responsibilities. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with (literally, because you can’t physically touch them).

And as for the question of whether anything we do matters in the grand scale of the universe, well, on our server, your creations will be immortalized forever in the digital realm. Take that, existential crisis!

So why wake up and do it all every day? Because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, fun, and the occasional accidental TNT explosion. Join us now and discover the true meaning of life… in Minecraft!

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5739
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6910	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

SMPNoobMistakes – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, Empathy, Experience, growth, Hardship, introspection, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, perspective, resilience, Self Discovery, smp, SMPNoobMistakes, Struggle, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	173	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft, only to have a creeper blow it up right before you finish? Or maybe you’ve spent hours mining for diamonds, only to fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and make it part of the fun!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From secret underground bases to epic battles with giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or challenge your friends to a build-off using only pink wool and TNT? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCraftyMorningScent

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Potions Brewed:	151
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Do you know what’s better than the smell of freshly baked cookies in the morning? The smell of success on our Minecraft server! Join us and wake up to the sweet aroma of victory as you conquer new lands, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Trust us, your nostrils will thank you for it!