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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8733 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3055 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?