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PutinCraft Server – Defending Good Villains

Backlash, Candidate, controversy, criticism, Defending, Defense, Diplomacy, election, Good, international relations, interview, Media, opinion, Politics, public figure, putin, PutinCraft, Reform UK, russia, salisbury, Server, Statement, very good, Villains, world leader

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5629	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner thinks putin is like, super cool? well u found the right place, cuz on this server, we stan putin like no other! come join us and build ur own putin shrine, or maybe even reenact the time he wrestled a bear shirtless (not recommended in real life, kids). plus, our community is full of putin enthusiasts who will shower u with love and support for ur undying love for the russian president. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make putin proud! #putinforlife #minecraftputinfans #bestserverever

CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound

Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	9550	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8419	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.

PotionHealzMC

Alternative Medicine, BELIEF, complementary therapy, emotional well being, faster healing, glass bottles, healing, healing potion, holistic healing, Medicines, mental health, mind-body connection, natural remedies, Perception, placebo effect, PotionHealzMC, psychosomatic effect, red liquids, Self Healing, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Towns Built:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	412225	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the potions are real and will make you heal faster than a speeding bullet! imagine drinking a red liquid and suddenly feeling invincible, like you can take on anything that comes your way. our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you feeling like a superhero in no time. so why wait? join now and start chugging those healing potions like there’s no tomorrow! who needs medicine when you’ve got magical potions on our server? it’s like being in a fantasy world where anything is possible, even healing faster just by drinking a potion. don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to become a potion-drinking warrior on our server!

TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5544
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2080
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!

NieceStep Minecraft Server

adult responsibility, blended family, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, Insecurity, intervention, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, NieceStep, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-family, step-parenting, teenage drama

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1075	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic battle between Mae and Ava, two step-sisters who can’t stand each other! Will Mae finally share her dad with Ava? Will Ava overcome her insecurities and jealousy? Who will win the title of the ultimate step-sister champion?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense family dynamics, the heart-wrenching taunts, and the epic showdowns at our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a chance to step in and tear a new one to the bullies! Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created!

VetLiftDenier420

aita, Bent, brother, disabled veteran, discomfort, FIX, frame, full license, Help, Immigrant, Motorbike, passenger, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE, van, VetLiftDenier420, weight

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	844
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6109
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!