CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1548
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1959	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

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