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AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9413	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Runes Activated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	1959	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Votes:	9649

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	319	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Items Found:	2486	Buildings Constructed:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!