🔥minimalist distro Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	51
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ores Mined:	2862	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Zombie Dances:	3

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

balanced diet, beets, colorful dishes, creative cooking, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, delicious recipes, food combination, fresh ingredients, Fruit, fruit salad, Healthy Eating, nutritious meals, plant based diet, regular salad, salad, summer salads, tasty treats, unexpected pairings, unique flavors, vegetarian option, vibrant colors

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

alive, BlockyVaxCraft, cardiovascular disease, Covid-19, Craft, death, health outcomes, heart attack, hospitalized, increased risk, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, mortality, pandemic, preventative measures, public health, research, respiratory illness, risk factor, stay, Stroke, unvaccinated adults, vaccination

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

A, Analysis, Anime, Characters, criticism, Disappointment, discussion, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, GENERIC, isekai, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, Plot, Popular, review, series, Server, SLOP, SlopCraft, world-building

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	58111	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

almost there, anticipation, clock-watching, countdown, determination, exhaustion, Friday feeling, HOURS, long hours, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Poland, push through, Relaxation, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starts.., Time management, weekend, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

air bag, broken arm, brother, BrotherlyBucksNoBlame, Casino, casino trip, child support debt, disagreement, drunk driver, family, Fault, front teeth, injury, Lawyer, MONEY, personal injury, quick cash, RESPONSIBILITY, SETTLEMENT, sibling, teeth

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3682
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

BelieveItOrNotMC, bizarre encounters, bizarre occurrences, bizarre stories, mysterious happenings, mysterious tales, odd encounters, outlandish stories, paranormal experiences, smp, Strange But True, strange experiences, strange occurrences, strange phenomena, supernatural stories, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable but true, unbelievable events, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable tales, unexplainable events, weird happenings

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Void Armor Forged:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6385	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

career advancement, Career Growth, job challenges, job experience, job insights, job knowledge, job learning opportunities, job lessons, job progression, job reflection, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job skills, job skills enhancement, JobCraft, learning opportunities, Master, professional development, skills development, TRADES, work environment, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Night Owl Network

circadian rhythm, depression, depressive episodes, evening person, Evening types, insomnia, late night activities, late sleepers, longer delays in falling asleep, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, Network, night, night owls, OWL, psychological well-being, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7765	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11

are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

Barefoot, candid shots, Candids, feet, feet fetish, feet pics, foot fetish, Foot modeling, Foot photography, Foot selfie, footwear, Friends, Girls, IRL, Life, Minecraft, pedicure, personal photos, real, Server, social media, socials, Soles, Toes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣