minimalist distro – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers
Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies
🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟
👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪
🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️
🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪
🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

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The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24
ASPAS, Baena, Ballon D’or, bellingham, champions league, CoolCrafters, Copa América, Dovbyk, james rodriguez, kane, L. Martinez, la liga, mbappe, messi, Minecraft, real madrid, Sabitzer, Season, season 2023/24, smp, top assisters, top big chances creator, top goalscorers, Vinicius Jr
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!
Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?
In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.
But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!
And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.
And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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RingRecovery Minecraft Server
AITAH, Caring, Comforting, Communication, engagement ring, heartbroken, Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, not comforting, overreacting, prioritize, Quiet, Reassurance, RingRecovery, sad, sentimental value, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, work
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of sentimental items like engagement rings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, where you can find your lost ring and reclaim it in the virtual world.
Imagine the thrill of searching through pixelated caves and battling mobs to retrieve your precious ring. Who needs therapy when you can conquer your emotions through epic Minecraft quests?
Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you shed a tear or two over your lost ring in our virtual world. In fact, we encourage it! Let your emotions flow as you navigate through our server and bond with fellow players over your shared love for shiny objects.
So come on, join us and let’s turn your heartbreak into a hilarious Minecraft saga. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring that’s worth a million virtual dollars!

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MineCraftyHeirSplitter
college tuition, do the right thing, Fairness, family, family dynamics, family inheritance, family ties, financial responsibility, grandmother, half-sibling, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, inheritance rights, MineCraftyHeirSplitter, MONEY, Money Matters, moral dilemma, PRESSURE, relationship, selfish
Are you tired of dealing with greedy family members trying to guilt-trip you out of your hard-earned inheritance? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire with no pesky half-siblings trying to mooch off your success.
On our server, you can mine for diamonds without worrying about entitled family members demanding a cut. Build your dream castle without the stress of family drama following you around. And if anyone tries to guilt you into sharing your loot, just block them like you would a creeper!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide between building a roller coaster or a giant statue of a llama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members trying to weasel their way into your inheritance.

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CompliSMP-Insults!
backhanded compliment, clever insult, clever insult phrase, CompliSMPInsults, cutting remark, disguised compliment, double entendre, favorite insult, insincere praise, insult humor, passive aggressive, sarcasm, shade throwing, sly dig, snarky remark, sneaky insult, snide comment, subtle jab, underhanded compliment, veiled insult, witty put-down
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

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CreeperCarnage
alarmed, anxiety, apprehensive, CreeperCarnage, DREAD, fear, fright, horrified, Horror, intimidated, jumpy, Nervous, Panic, panicky, petrified, Phobia, Scary, spine-chilling, Terrified, Terror, uneasy
Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.
But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.
And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

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Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
arms deal, Battles, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, JSOW, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Patriot munitions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US$8 billion aid, weapons
u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

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OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win
Achievements, banned, coding, Competition, computer science, consequences, controversy, decision, Dispute, Epic, Excellence, future participation, Global Event, informatics olympiad, International, Israel, Israels, OlymBANned, programming, rules, sanctions, talented students, Technology, WIN
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

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Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation
#sustainability, advancement, balance, Balancing, challenge, CHANGE, cost effective, Crafty, Development, Ethics, Future, growth, hidden cost, Impact, innovation, preservation, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Technology, Value
HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

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Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht
Ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, ancient cultures, ancient farming techniques, ancient societies, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeological survey, Beht, cultural history, farming society, historical discovery, historical research, historical significance, Mediterranean prehistory, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic settlement, Neolithic society, North Africa, Oasis, Oued, Oued Beht, prehistoric era, prehistoric society
OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!
JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!
SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

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Big Blocky Bunch – Minecraft Server
big, blocky, bunch, Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, virtual reality, VOD archival, vtuber community, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further, because this server is for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids who are slightly less popular?
Got a vtuber crush with only 499 viewers? Don’t worry, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! We’re all about supporting the underdogs, even if they’re just one member corpo with less than 1000 CCV.
Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s hot and who’s not in the indie vtuber scene. And don’t forget to spin the /lig/ Wheel of Names for a chance to win… well, nothing really, but it’s fun!
Join now for a chance to celebrate chuuba birthdays, exchange Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), and discuss all things vtuber-related. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two on our server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world!

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