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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9477 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
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Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can tell a good joke.
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