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Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Emeralds Found:	7198	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

$375 million, additional, Appropriation, Assistance, Conflict, Congress, CraftyUkrainianDefense, Defense, defense budget, Equipment, foreign policy, funding, international relations, military aid, Reuters, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

Current Character Banners, drip marketing, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao Trailer, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, honkai community, Honkai Impact 3, Honkai Impact resources, honkai lore, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, Myriad Celestia Trailer, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, Star Rail General, taking it easy, Thread Template

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mines Excavated:	3345	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5536
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	246	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

aita, BAG, barista, clean up, close together, coffee shop, CoffeeCraftChargerDrama, condition, contact info, free drink, laptop, laptop charger, mop, new charger, replacement drink, RESPONSIBILITY, Spill, spilled coffee, Tables, towel

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

acting career, adolescence, Before and after, Celebrity, child actor, Development, dramatic, Edition, entertainment industry, famous personalities, GLOW, growth spurt, Hollywood, noticeable difference, Off Screen, on-screen, physical changes, puberty change, PubertyCraft, series, transformation, tv show, young performer

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera network, AlJazeCraft, Bureau, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, freedom of press, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Israel, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, Police, press freedom, Raided, Raids

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	3431
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

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