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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7409 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
