mini militia funny commentary – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself would want to join in on the fun. In fact, she’s been known to pop in from time to time to challenge players to dance-offs and underwater building contests. And don’t even get us started on the epic loot you can find hidden in our secret dungeons – enchanted golden apples, anyone?

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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Magic Girl’s Minecraft SMP Storytime

Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, Cute girls, Emotional journey, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, friendship, Girls, Heartwarming, It’s tea time, light novel, Magic, Magic School, magical creatures, Magical Girl, Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta Onnanoko no Hanashi, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, school life, slice of life, smp, storytime, Supernatural powers, tea ceremony, witchcraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must drink tea while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the tea leaves hold mystical powers that will enhance your building skills and give you the luck of a thousand rabbits.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.

So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!

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Narvania Minecraft server

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Narvaniya is a server where dreams come true, and each player becomes part of a unique story in a world of limitless possibilities. The server is pirated, that is, you can log in from a licensed and pirated account.

narvania.fun

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Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered warriors who will fight by your side against any mob that dares to challenge you.

So why not join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

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No Hate Minecraft SMP

acceptance, anti-racism, BIAS, compassion, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, hate, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, love for all, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, smp, social justice, stop hating minorities, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

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Safe Poland Minecraft Server

anti-American, Anti-establishment, anti-EU, anti-German, anti-NATO, anti-Western, CONSERVATIVE, eastern europe, elections, foreign relations, Minecraft, nationalist, nationalistic, next elections, Party, patriotism, Poland, political party, pro-Russian, Safe, Safe Poland, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Voting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

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Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

Compliment, Country, Courtesy, culture, customer service, Etiquette, Friendly, good morning, HAT, Kindness, MAAM, Manners, Minecraft, nod, Polite, Region, Respect, Shirt, Sir, smp, southern hospitality, thank you, tradition, WAVE

Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, FAQs, general, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

Our upcoming extractions include a showdown with the elusive ID & E.G.O, so get ready to flex your Minecraft skills like never before. And don’t forget to download the tutorial, because trust us, you’re gonna need it.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!

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Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

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Space Shuttle Minecraft Server

Advanced engineering, aerospace, aluminum, cool design, creative design., efficient mode, efficient transportation, Functional, futuristic, Gay, innovative technology, Minecraft, MODERN, Pringle cans, propulsion system, Quiet, Server, Shuttle, Sleek, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, spacecraft, stylish

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe the most efficient mode of transportation in space is a giant aluminum Pringle can! Forget boring old rockets, we’re all about style and function here.

Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!

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