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MAGA ChudCraft Server

ChudCraft, chuds, controversy, divisive rhetoric, extremism, internet culture, MAGA, online behavior, online outrage, out of control, political activism, political discourse, political polarization, Politics, PritzkerForPrez, Server, social media, Trump supporters, Trumpism, twitter, viral tweet

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of dealing with MAGA chuds wreaking havoc in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is MAGA chud-free guaranteed! Join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of political nonsense ruining your fun.

Our server is so safe from MAGA chuds that we’ve even heard rumors of Pritzker himself logging on to play and show his support for our peaceful community. Who knew the governor had such mad building skills?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to laugh at all the ridiculousness happening around you. Build, explore, and have a great time without any MAGA chud drama getting in your way.

NoCopsNoBossesMinecraftSMP

activism, Anarchism, Anti-establishment, BELIEF, CHANGE, communism, defiance, empowerment, freedom, Liberation, NoCopsNoBossesMinecraftSMP, nonconformity, protest, Punk Rock, Radicalism, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t believe in cops, bosses, or politicians – some call it anarchy, but we call it having a freaking heart that beats! If you’re all about freedom and never giving up, then this is the place for you. We do what we gotta do to be able to breathe, and if you’ve quit your job, well, you can do a little breathing with us too.

We may not have a punk rock song that’ll change the world, but we’ve got a couple of stories that’ll change you. So, tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up! Tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up! Tonight, we’re gonna mess stuff up!

Join us on this wild ride where communism will win – because why not? Come be a part of our crazy community and let’s have some fun together in this Minecraft world like no other.

NoMILAllowedTrip

aita, cultural trip, Disappointment, Europe, family trip, History, husband, hypothetical trip, Literature, London, long-term planning, MIL, Mother, mother daughter trip, mother-in-law, NoMILAllowedTrip, shared interests, sister, tailored itinerary, vibe of the trip

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	122
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring family trips where everyone gets along and has a great time? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your family have been planning a trip to Europe for years, dreaming of all the historical sites and literary landmarks you’ll visit. But suddenly, your husband’s mother decides she wants to join in on the fun. Will she fit in with your mom and sister? Will she ruin the carefully crafted vibe of your trip? Only time will tell!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you choose to include your MIL in your European adventure, or will you stick to your original plans and risk hurting her feelings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knew a simple family trip could be so entertaining?

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

Benjamin Netanyahu, BlinkenCraft, bridging hostage proposal, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, gaza, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage release, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, palestinian authority, peace talks, political tension, Secretary of State, Server, united states, US Secretary Blinken

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on. like, one time, we had dis epic battle between a giant chicken and a herd of llamas. it was wild, man.

also, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us on dis server, where anything can happen and the fun never stops. trust me, u won’t regret it.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Domination

Border dispute, Conflict, control, diplomatic tensions, disputed territories, Domination, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, occupation, peace negotiations, political claims, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	166	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crops Grown:	5941

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT MORE UKRAINIANS TAKING OVER RUSSIAN TERRITORY THAN ZELENSKY CLAIMS! BUILD YOUR OWN SETTLEMENTS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WHO NEEDS KURSK OBLAST WHEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN MINECRAFT EMPIRE?! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE!

Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson humor, Bart Simpson prank calls, Bart Simpson quotes, Bart’s, Calls, cell phone, cell phone culture, cellphone, classic tv, comedy, funny quotes, humor, humor in technology, iconic TV characters, modern communication, modern era, Nostalgia, phone pranks, prank, prank calls, Technology, television, the Simpsons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

GirlPowerCraft

academic achievement, academic research, female-dominated disciplines, field diversity, gender bias, gender disparity, gender equality, gender imbalance, GirlPowerCraft, grant applications, grant funding, grant funding success, grant success rates, male-dominated fields, research evaluation, research quality, research success, researcher evaluation, STEM Fields, women in physics, women in stem

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

So, like, this server is totally wack, man. We got a study that says the more women on the server, the lower the success rate of grant applications. But get this, if you’re a chick in a dude-dominated field like physics, you’re gonna be a rockstar on this server! We got all the lady physicists killin’ it out here, showin’ those male-dominated fields who’s boss. Join now for a wild ride filled with grant applications and researcher evaluations that’ll blow your mind!

Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

1.7, Anarchy, available.., bedrock, blocky, Crib, Discord, Factions, House, Ip:, java, Join, Live, major versions, MinecraftMadness, Mortgage, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Rate, real, Server Experience, server supports, smp, Versions, virtual, Wiki

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9928	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BaldursCraft Server

baldurs gate, BaldursCraft, companions, FAQ, Hug The Lach Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3175	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

AI boorus, amd, controlnet, CPU, Discord, furry artist, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, real artist, smp, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!