mini crocodile Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Tsundere Allies United

Alliance, Allies, cold war, cooperation, Diplomacy, enemies, foreign policy, History, international relations, mortal enemies, Politics, reconciliation, sworn allies, Tension, TRANSITION, trust building, Tsundere, uk, United, Usa, world war II

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, ETERNAL, hololive, idol agency, idol brand, idol community, idol culture, idol dedication, idol fandom, idol fans, idol industry, idol loyalty, idol management, idol support, Japanese idols, love, online idols, Oshi, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	16

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	252625	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Farms Harvested:	551	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Emeralds Found:	3380
Ores Mined:	6449	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	846559
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.