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CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, critical decision, Decision making, deep reflection, heaviest decision, impactful decision, important life choice, life choices, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, life-changing event, life-changing moment, major life decision, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal decision, profound decision, self reflection, significant life change, transformative decision, weighty decision

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of making heavy decisions that actually matter in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only decision you have to make is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you join our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Nuke-Free MC Server: No Kim Jong-Boom!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, denuclearization, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, JongBoom, Kim, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, Moon Jae-in, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, Nuclear weapon, NukeFree, peace negotiations, peace talks, SECURITY, Server, south korea, united states

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Potions Brewed:	147	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server, where you dont need a nuclear weapon to take on north korea, cuz we got you covered! our president is a pro at minecraft pvp and will protect you from any threat, even kim jong un himself! plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the spawn area, so you can bling out your gear like a boss. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyTradeWars

BlockyTradeWars, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic struggles, geopolitical challenges, global economy, global trade, international relations, international trade, market analysis, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions effects, trade agreements, trade disruptions, trade policies, trade restrictions, War, WSJ analysis

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mines Excavated:	2452	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

Crafty Moms R Us

accessories, Crafty, fashion, Gifts, greeting cards, Hallmark store, hobbies, Home decor, Hot Topic, interests, leisure, Lifestyle, middle aged, moms, Popular, Retail, shopping, shopping destination, Store, suburban women, trendy, womens fashion

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

Blocky Truth or Dare

blocky, cognitive bias, disputed tags, election claims, election misinformation, fact-checking, high political knowledge, information accuracy, information credibility, judged truthfulness, media literacy, Misinformation, misinformation judgment, political beliefs, political knowledge, social media, Trump voters, Trump’s claims, Truth, truthfulness, twitter

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do the Macarena! We got pigs flying on rockets and chickens doing backflips, it’s a party 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!

Daughter University – Minecraft Server

career opportunities, college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Decision making, education, empowerment, Family Values, financial investment, future prospects, gender equality, Gender Roles, higher education, Men, Minecraft, opportunities, parenting, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, success, University

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

Studio in the US Minecraft SMP Ame Was Supposedly

Abandoned, ame, Ame’s project, Closure, Development, Disappearance, investigation, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, mystery studio, Project, Rumors, smp, speculation, Studio, supposedly, unanswered questions, unsolved, US, whereabouts, Working

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Oh, let me tell you the tea, hun! Ame got tired of the Hollywood life and decided to start her own Minecraft SMP instead. And let me tell you, it’s wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our SMP for the chance to build your dream base, battle it out in epic PvP battles, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Just watch out for that one player who always seems to have a TNT trap up their sleeve… it’s all fun and games until your base gets blown to smithereens!

GymJamzMixUp

#workout, airpods, asking for change, classmate, Communication, criticism, dj, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym mate, GymJamzMixUp, gymnastics class, Music, music selection, Offense, playlist, Repetition, Repetitive, taste in music, Variety

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of hearing the same 7 songs on repeat while working out on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DJ named Ben who will serenade you with a different tune every time you log in! And don’t worry about offending him, he’s too busy spinning those virtual records to notice your complaints. Join us now for a music-filled workout experience like no other!

RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past!

CHANGE, Fixing, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, MISTAKES, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, RetroRegrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-forgiveness, self-improvement goals, self-transformation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	New Chunks Explored:	984727
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything about yourself! Want to be a ninja instead of a regular player? Done! Want to have a pet dragon instead of a pet dog? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server where time travel is just a block away. So come join us and rewrite your Minecraft story in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

PixelKidz Health Check

Blood Test, CHECK, children, early detection, health, healthcare advancements, Heart Disease, innovation, lipid analysis, liver disease, machine analysis, Medical, pediatric health, PixelKidz, preventative care, researchers, risk assessment, serious illnesses, study, Technology, type 2 diabetes, Warning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9996	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re saving lives! like, this server is so insane that it can actually predict if you’re gonna get sick or not. no joke, man.

you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! the server tells you that you might get type 2 diabetes or liver disease. like, what?! how does it even know that? it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a hero and also have a sick base in minecraft, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for all diseases while you’re at it. yeah, that’s right, this server is that crazy. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!