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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9942 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 8254 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.