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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6744 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.