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Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3932

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	61	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	New Chunks Explored:	233693

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Potions Brewed:	174

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9055	Void Gems Collected:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Emeralds Found:	7983	Void Armor Forged:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Votes:	373

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!